But You Should See the Other Guy

My kiddo currently looks like a bare-knuckle boxer on the receiving end of a KO punch. This picture truly doesn't do the extreme purple-and-green-ness of it justice:

And unfortunately, the other guy looks a lot better than he does. In fact, the other guy came through the disagreement with nary a scratch. Of course, the other guy was a hardwood sofa table with very pointy corners.  I'm just glad the other guy wasn't about three inches taller.

On the bright side, my guy seems to mostly have retained his good humor:

I hope he's learned his lesson - never argue with pieces of furniture pointier than you.